Bloody Hell…

A word from

Dracula’s spectacular vernacular

Overheard on railway funicular

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En route to the familiar

Up Castle Bran in particular

That pierces clouds lenticular

Atop the rock face perpendicular

The home of the Count if we’re to be titular

Insofar there’s none similar

Alone in all that stone, we’re in the singular

In a life so insular

Save for one, his prisoner the solicitor

A great prize awaits the decrypter